“horse riding isn’t even a sport,” says the white girl in sparkly uggs as she sips her starbucks frapachino barely glancing up from her iphone 5, who’s closest relation with a horse is her $300 glittered cowgirl boots, who’s never once had a drip of sweat run down her perfectly spray tanned forehead, “you just sit there.”
Holy shit I can’t even handle teens (positive teens haha)… I’m from Washington where the coldest it ever gets is in the 20’s but I live in Montana right now and it’s cold cold cold I don’t like it because I can’t clip my pony….
A moment of silence for all the other tall people that make their horses look like ponies.
People who comment that a flash is too tight because the horse is pushing against it, trying to open its mouth and therefore making it tight, make me crazy. Like why do you think the horsE HAS A FLASH ON